"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
09/08/2015 at 13:06 • Filed to: None | 2 | 20 |
The Booty Patrol. Good god, is this ever great.
Party-vi
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:14 | 0 |
Not sure how much booty we’re going to get in an old Japanese sedan.
Klaus Schmoll
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:15 | 3 |
And just a few posts below people are wondering why women feel harassed around here. #Facepalm
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:26 | 0 |
More than you’ll get in a crown vic.
Wacko
> Klaus Schmoll
09/08/2015 at 13:27 | 0 |
really? I defend them 100% but you are just being too PC.
If they are offended or harassed by this post, then I no longer want to be part of oppo.
Übel
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:32 | 0 |
Pretty much instant zero with that paint job.
T5Killer
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:32 | 0 |
The 3 years I daily drove a ratty ‘86 240 Volvo I got quite a bit more booty than when I daily drove my ‘95 Cobra.
Party-vi
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/08/2015 at 13:33 | 0 |
The only booty you’ll get in that car is early-20s JDM-bro booty.
Party-vi
> T5Killer
09/08/2015 at 13:34 | 3 |
But is 1 really that much more than 0? :3
When I was building the Willys I thought girls would love it. Turns out girls don’t give a shit about old Jeeps (who’d a thunk?), but middle-age men like it. I chalked that up as a loss.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:35 | 0 |
I actually know a lot of early-20s girls who are at least marginally into JDM cars. I’m more into the eurotrash myself, but I’d still take an old Japanese sedan over a crown vic.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:38 | 1 |
I prefer running from the Booty Patrol
CalzoneGolem
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:44 | 2 |
I’ve heard that sponges like old Jeeps.
Party-vi
> CalzoneGolem
09/08/2015 at 13:47 | 1 |
I’ve heard you’re a terrible person that is mean to people who own old Jeeps.
Übel
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:47 | 0 |
All the fun of a “no fat chicks”sticker with the added benefit of a brand new paint job!
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Übel
09/08/2015 at 13:53 | 0 |
It’s still better than a “no fat chicks” sticker because it’s not discriminatory towards the overweight and/or obese.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Klaus Schmoll
09/08/2015 at 13:55 | 0 |
Dude, this is just lighthearted comedy. It’s not malicious. The guy who built this car threw this paint scheme on as a joke, and it stuck.
Roundbadge
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:59 | 0 |
A couple of years ago, I took a picture of an S14 240SX I saw while sitting in traffic. It was all stanced out and had a window sticker in the back window that read ‘Booty And Pizza’. I can’t find the picture now.
Also reminds me of the guy in high school (back in the early ‘90s) who drove an Escort with a ‘Beaver Patrol’ sticker across the top of his windshield.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 14:03 | 0 |
Oh snap!
JD Bartlett
> Übel
09/08/2015 at 14:10 | 1 |
I know a guy with a lifted. rusting Silverado with a massive “lift it, fat chicks can’t jump” decal in the rear window. I will now be suggesting that he go with a full paint job. You know, show everyone that he’s committed to being a terrible person.
CalzoneGolem
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 14:51 | 1 |
This is probably true.
Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
> Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 17:25 | 1 |
Such is the life of the car enthusiast.