My friend with a P71 needs to do this with plastidip

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
09/08/2015 at 13:06 • Filed to: None

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The Booty Patrol. Good god, is this ever great.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:14

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Not sure how much booty we’re going to get in an old Japanese sedan.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:15

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And just a few posts below people are wondering why women feel harassed around here. #Facepalm


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:26

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More than you’ll get in a crown vic.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Klaus Schmoll
09/08/2015 at 13:27

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really? I defend them 100% but you are just being too PC.

If they are offended or harassed by this post, then I no longer want to be part of oppo.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:32

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Pretty much instant zero with that paint job.


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:32

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The 3 years I daily drove a ratty ‘86 240 Volvo I got quite a bit more booty than when I daily drove my ‘95 Cobra.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/08/2015 at 13:33

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The only booty you’ll get in that car is early-20s JDM-bro booty.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > T5Killer
09/08/2015 at 13:34

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But is 1 really that much more than 0? :3

When I was building the Willys I thought girls would love it. Turns out girls don’t give a shit about old Jeeps (who’d a thunk?), but middle-age men like it. I chalked that up as a loss.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:35

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I actually know a lot of early-20s girls who are at least marginally into JDM cars. I’m more into the eurotrash myself, but I’d still take an old Japanese sedan over a crown vic.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:38

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I prefer running from the Booty Patrol

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 13:44

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I’ve heard that sponges like old Jeeps.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
09/08/2015 at 13:47

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I’ve heard you’re a terrible person that is mean to people who own old Jeeps.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:47

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All the fun of a “no fat chicks”sticker with the added benefit of a brand new paint job!


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Übel
09/08/2015 at 13:53

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It’s still better than a “no fat chicks” sticker because it’s not discriminatory towards the overweight and/or obese.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Klaus Schmoll
09/08/2015 at 13:55

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Dude, this is just lighthearted comedy. It’s not malicious. The guy who built this car threw this paint scheme on as a joke, and it stuck.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/08/2015 at 13:59

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A couple of years ago, I took a picture of an S14 240SX I saw while sitting in traffic. It was all stanced out and had a window sticker in the back window that read ‘Booty And Pizza’. I can’t find the picture now.

Also reminds me of the guy in high school (back in the early ‘90s) who drove an Escort with a ‘Beaver Patrol’ sticker across the top of his windshield.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 14:03

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Oh snap!


Kinja'd!!! JD Bartlett > Übel
09/08/2015 at 14:10

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I know a guy with a lifted. rusting Silverado with a massive “lift it, fat chicks can’t jump” decal in the rear window. I will now be suggesting that he go with a full paint job. You know, show everyone that he’s committed to being a terrible person.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 14:51

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This is probably true.


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Party-vi
09/08/2015 at 17:25

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Such is the life of the car enthusiast.